ADEBIMPE THE FACEBOOK GIRL ************************************************************************************************** Written & Produced by ONIHAXY. All Rights Reserved: This work exclusively belongs to the author [ oniha oluwaseyifunmi onihaxy ] and itβs protected under the Copyright laws of Nigeria. The Title, thoughts, plot, characters, settings, quotes and all its contents are properties of the author. No parts of this …
woke up from my βday-dreamingβ and begin to wonder what actually happened. I began to compare the bimpe who is always nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together with the bimpe who barely spend 1 hour with me only to tell me she is going to stay over at her cousinβs …
Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursing my hard-on . She called me from the kitchen to join her in eating the noodles. I went to meet her in the kitchen. After finishing the noodles, I went back to sit on the bed while she sat at the other edge of the …
Bimpe:, if na joke, u better stop am ME: **i looked at her straight face****, just kidding dear. I only want to study ur βanger managementβ. BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?, Iβm set already. ME: I thought of something, banks donβt resolve debit issue in a day. So let me call akin, *****i …
her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I couldnβt hear the callerβs voice from the phone, but bimpe was responding βok, alright, ok, okβ on the phone and she dropped the call. Before I could say anything, bimbe said βthat is my room mate at school. She is asking me the time I will get …
Why pantless. I asked?. She replied βIβm not always comfortable with pantsβ. But I thought to myself βchaii, swordman must have a hand in this pantless issue. She pulled down my jeans and boxers and saw my erect manliness; she simply rubbed it and den she sat down with her legs open and her Kitty-Cat …
*****i woke up early around 4am, bimpe was still sleeping, I picked up my phone, opened her facebook as usual and read her recent conversations. SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told you not to call me again, what else do you want? BIMPE: I can explain everything please. SWORD: what is it that …
BIMPE:, see, I didnβt come back because of the money you want to give me. I only came back because I love you ME: baby, you know I loved you too, I am so sorry for my approach the other time. Itβs because of my uncontrollable urges. BIMPE: its ok dear. Bimpe dropped her back, …
Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the liver to tell her make she dey go without money SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her and pursue her comot. ME: I still donβt have the liver. SEGUN: sebi u donβt Bleep sumtin wey …
