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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 112

When I was through with segun’s call, I checked the balance on the phone and it was around 18naira, I purchased another airtime worth of N100 naira to call bimpe. I checked my phone and saw her contact and then dialled it in the vendor’s phone. It rang for a while before she finally picked …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 113

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 114

**** TWO WEEKS AGO **********   Betty left my house that Wednesday morning after dropping her car for me with some cash too. My eyes were soaked with tears as we departed at the junction of my street. She told me β€œonihaxy, it’s likely we might not see each other again till I’m back from …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 115

***** FEW DAYS BACK ********   It was that same week that I took the decision and bold step to stay away from Adebimpe and avoid her completely. I planned to start my driving lessons and I began to imagine a new life with my new car. β€œNow, I will be driving into the bank …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 117

The next day after receiving the suspense text message from bimpe, I was totally disturbed and restless as I began to imagine so many things. β€œWhat could the test be about?” β€œCould it be an infection?” β€œCould it be HIV/AIDS ?” β€œCould it be STD ?” ” Hope it’s not what I’m thinking?” β€œOr could …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 118

I woke up so early on Sunday morning, feeling so bothered and disturbed about what adebimpe wanted to tell me, the anxiety in me couldn’t let me go to church that day. I looked up and check the time. It was few minutes to 7am. I picked my phone and called bimpe.   ME: hello …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 119

ME: what!!!!!!!!!!   BIMPE: ***ssssshhh**** stop screaming onihaxy, we are in a public place.   ME: wait bimpe, what makes you think the pregnancy belongs to me?, Aren’t you married? Or don’t you have sex with your husband?, or are you saying Henry is impotent?   BIMPE: well, the age of the pregnancy was the …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 120

  I left the eatery on that Sunday and went back home thinking of how I have messed up with my life.   β€œ Another pregnancy again?” β€œOnihaxy, what have you brought upon yourself?” β€œNow that she refused an abortion?, what will happen next?” β€œWhat will happen if Betty or henry finds out?” β€œHow will …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 121

got outside the banking hall and I saw Funmilayo sitting inside her car, I walked towards her car and opened the other door of the car and hooped in.   FUNMI: onihaxy, so where are you taking me to?   ME: I thought you said TFC?   FUNMI: alright, no problem. What is your budget …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 122

ME: *** almost choked with rice on hearing that question****   FUNMI: sorry, take some water please. Or was it my question that choked you?   ME: ***smiled*** not at all.   FUNMI: ok, now that you are alright, will you now answer me?.   ME: hmmmmmm, I don’t have a girlfriend.   FUNMI: why? …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 124

Bimpe continued to call me on phone all through the day from Monday till the middle of the week which I continued to ignore. She would ping me and send series of message which I didn’t reply. I tried all my best to ignore her completely and stay away from her but she would never …

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 125

woke up on Sunday morning and prepared for church, I got to church and I couldn’t concentrate well on the preaching as my mind was already at lekki. I was just looking at my time all through the service and looking at the preacher at the same time hoping that he would round up on …

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