Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 9
Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the
liver to tell her make she dey go without money
SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her
and pursue her comot.
ME: I still don’t have the liver.
SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth your 4,500balance?
ME: something like that.
SEGUN: oya “rinso” make I go finish her for you.
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ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.
SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but certified mumu. Abeg waka
make we go.
*******we left his house and got to my apartment***************
segun greeted bimpe.
SEGE: our wife, our you dey?
BIMPe: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the last robbery incident,
SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my MUMU friend cause am,
if no be dat, I no go leave my room open to the extent of been
robbed.
*********by now I was shaking and blinking at segun to stop cos
I was afraid*********
BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no mumu ooooo, I no like
dat word, I no dey take my husband joke with people oooo
SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, how no suppose know say
another guy dey Bleep him babe for free in this akure?
BIMPE:*****was curious****** which babe?****turns to me****
onihaxy, so u get another babe for this akure? Upon how I loved
you?,
SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk to.
BIMPE: me?*****raised eye brow*****
SEGE: yes, we know you sex machine “sodiq” wey dey live ijoka.
Sunday bustop to be precised. How u sleep there for 2 nites, how
u went there yesterday for quickee, how u suck…………..
****now I was vibrating, just watching the two of the with my
mouth sealed, my heart was beating faster*******
BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what is the meaning of the
rubbish your friend is saying?. And you were there?, u can’t talk?.
Abegi I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money make I dey
go.
SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here. ****segun collects my
fone, opened facebook and started reading all the conversations
out from beginning to the end.
BIMPE:****sober and started crying and faced me******baby, I
can explain this, its not what you think
ME: ********looked her with a little courage****** nothing to
explain bimpe. Whatever segun says is the final.
SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out of this house or
else I will molest you.******segun start to pull off his belt*******
BIMPE: please I will leave*****turned to me******baby pls for
God’s sake, I love you so much, I can explain.
*****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes were soaked. I feel like
stopping segun but he looks to determined. I couldn’t watch
bimpe moving in tears that I had to face the wall till she left.
**********that was the last time I saw bimpe. 2days later, she
blocked me on her facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM.
I tried calling her so many times but she will not pick up.
