Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 67

SEGE: ogbeni, how far na? ME: I dey jaree. SEGE: did you eventually get your credentials? ME: yes, SEGE: hope…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 66

We both exchanged phones, went through it and both dropped it on the bed as I crossed over to seat…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 65

It was monday morning, I dressed up in my new attires and fully prepared for the job test and interview,…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 64

ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 63

ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 62

ME: what , oath!!!!!!!. Bimpe, why will such idea flood your brain?. BIMPE: onihaxy, can I have your phone please?.…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 61

Onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was what i heard while I was jerking back to life. I looked around and saw myself on…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 60

ME: screamed. “Whaaaaaattttt “. BIMPE: **blocked my mouth** don’t. Scream please, people might be around. You know the wall has…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 59

ME: **frowned*** ehn ehn?? what happened? BIMPE: **still panting*** please don’t hang up. Are you still in lagos? Me: yes…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 58

About 3 months later, betty told me that she had informed her brother about the job fixing, but she said…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 57

“Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me, betty wanted…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 56

ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to threaten me anymore because I’m now in charge. BIMPE: let’s just watch…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 55

********7 months after************* Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 54

excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I dialled…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 53

SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think that you want to use betty to get back at…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 52

ME: when she arrived, she said she would take only bottle water and pie. SEGE: na nice girl be that.…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 51

***sweating inside AC** I stood up to place a order for Betty. I got to the counter and opened my…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 50

She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later. “Ohhh, who…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 49

I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep…

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Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 48

LOLADE: ** quiet for a while*** ME: my love, please talk, I’m scared by your silence LOLADE: hope you won’t…

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