Mr Irresistible – Episode 10
✓✓Episode 10
Standing
alone at desert no trees, no buildings,
I saw two hawks going after a dove I ran
after them aiming stones at them but
none of my stones harmed any of the hawks.
Again I saw myself on the zenith of a very
tall mountain, standing on the cliff I felt
a very soft hand, sensation shoot down
my spine. I wanted to turn and deep kiss
her to repay what she is doing to me. a great force push me down, I scream for help as I fall down, but her laughter echo in the valley. I wake up to a sound of door, I fearfully landed
on the tiles, with pains all over my body.
Me: wh.. who.. I..s th..at?
*I stutter*
Voice: oga, is me oohhh…
Me; you who na?
Voice; Adamu *I hissed*
This dream
is serious oohh.. I cannot even recognise
Adamu voice, I look at the time 9am, drenched
with sweats. I over slept, I climb the bed.
Me; come in, please.
Adamu: good morning, sir.
Me: morning.
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Adamu: you have visitors.
Me: who are they?
Adamu: your pastor and a girl.
Me: you can go, where is Uche?
Adamu: he has left to get us breakfast.
Who am I expecting apart from pastor
Jeremiah, is too early for him to be here.
I left the room to see him with …oh my
God, this man harsh oohhh. .. the girl
is dark, I glance at her boobs. Two bedrooms
flat, hopefully she will have big ass. Her face
aahhh.. the gods are to be blame, this is
typical worwor, this man get bad mind
oohhh… he selected the ugliest sister in our church for me, hope what am thinking isn’t true, this man is bleeping our beautiful
sisters.
Me: good morning, pastor.
Pastor: brother Victor, God bless you.
Sister: good morning, sir *standing*
I stylishly check her backyard, the same result.
Me: morning, sister G *gorilla*
Pastor: meet our prayerful sister Deborah.
I tell
you say I need prayerful sister…. this one will
not stay in my house oohhh…
Me; you are welcome to my humble abode, sister G (gorilla)
Deborah: thank you sir, but my name is not Grace.
Yes,
oohh… mirror will explain better.
Pastor: why do you still choose to call her sister G, even after you have learnt her name. *eyebrows raised*
Me: cause she is bringing the grace of our Lord to my home.
Pastor: thank you for refreshing our spirit, *cleared throat* God has always bless you, and most of all bringing you back to life.
I nodded.
Pastor: who much is given, much is expected. There is this project going on in the church, I’d want you to get the highest blessing.
I left
to get my cheque book, write down some figures
hand it over the slip of potential wad of cash,
to him, I’d not like pastor Jeremiah to preach
give unto Thee sermon. jumped off from his seat
praising and thanking God. He left afterward
with Sister Gorilla behind, I am still disagreeing on what her name is oohh. .Kindly share out stories from generalloaded.com using the floating social media icon buttons on the bottom of the screen.
Me: come and seat here *I shifted*
She settled close to me wondering why I did that,
maybe she is nervous and cannot believe
her ears.
Me; can I tell you a story?
Deborah: ye..ss, sir.
Me: there is this rich man who has many cows but they are very stubborn that can resolve to attempted murder, the man went to his good friend to help him out with one of his cows, he left with the hope that he will surely bring it. *staring deeply in her eyes*
Hope she has not suspected anything.
Me: he brought a very skinny cow, that his friends and visitors slam him of doing such.
Me: everyone refused to eat the cow, what do you think should been done to the cow?
Deborah: I will return the skinny cow to my friend, and kill my cow for my visitors.
Me: you are very wise, dear. I will be back and make sure you eat what am going to send.
I asked Uche to give my visitor a meal, that girl will
leave my house today, but her p***y must
be examined, a pack of condom inside my
short pocket.
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T.B.C. …
Mr irresistable