Adebimpe, The Facebook Girl 🔞 (Season 3) Episode 1 – 25

***After Bimpe’s text message******* I cried till midnight, the whole world appeared to be crumbling before me. I suddenly lost appetite for everything and the {Continue Reading}

SeGE: I’m so sorry about that onihaxy, if you say I was wrong, then I admit it, though I never knew I was wrong by {Continue Reading}

ME: will it look like the real one? SEGE: at least 80% real ME: so how do we go about it? SEGE: the time is {Continue Reading}

Segun arrived my house at 5:50am in the morning and met me and my co-tenants outside mourning and discussing in groups as if someone died {Continue Reading}

WOMAN: let’s calculate it then. ME: **looked at the phone and saw that it was my uncle**** don’t worry ma, thank you ***opened my wallet {Continue Reading}

UNCLE: where is it now? ME: ***shy face and voice***, I forgot to make photocopies sir UnCLE: **yelled***. You this boy!!!, how could you come {Continue Reading}

did exactly as segun told me, I replied bimpe’s text ” Hi dear, you can eat the credentials or do whatever you like with it. {Continue Reading}

SEGE: onihaxy, there is a big problem ME: what is it? SEGE: have you checked your account today? ME: no. Why did you say so? {Continue Reading}

picked the call with the mindset that its definitely adebimpe. ME: hello CALLER: ***female voice*** hi sir ME: *** confirmed that it wasn’t bimpe** who {Continue Reading}

  I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn’t think of anything else aside lolade. {Continue Reading}

ME: hello sir MANAGER: how are you? ME: I’m fine sir MANAGER: ehn ehn onihaxy!! ME: sir, MANAGER. I won’t be around on monday and {Continue Reading}

reject the job. I knew how far I went to secure it for you. ***i turned to the opposite side and stared at the space {Continue Reading}

It was monday morning. I woke up very early as usual to prepare breakfast, had my bath and prepared for work. As my manager wasn’t {Continue Reading}

LOLADE: ** quiet for a while*** ME: my love, please talk, I’m scared by your silence LOLADE: hope you won’t disappoint me? ME: I swear {Continue Reading}

I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep lolade flesh to flesh again, {Continue Reading}

She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later. “Ohhh, who is this person flashing me?” {Continue Reading}

***sweating inside AC** I stood up to place a order for Betty. I got to the counter and opened my wallet to pay for what {Continue Reading}

ME: when she arrived, she said she would take only bottle water and pie. SEGE: na nice girl be that. ME: and if you see {Continue Reading}

SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think that you want to use betty to get back at her. ME: hmmmmmmm. SEGE: and {Continue Reading}

excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I dialled it the 4th time and {Continue Reading}

********7 months after************* Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever I call betty, she would {Continue Reading}

ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to threaten me anymore because I’m now in charge. BIMPE: let’s just watch and see. ME: where are {Continue Reading}

“Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me, betty wanted to dig deep, na wa {Continue Reading}

About 3 months later, betty told me that she had informed her brother about the job fixing, but she said aunty bimpe wasn’t in support {Continue Reading}

ME: **frowned*** ehn ehn?? what happened? BIMPE: **still panting*** please don’t hang up. Are you still in lagos? Me: yes BIMPE: where are you at {Continue Reading}