Unknot The Tie – Episode 2

EPISODE 2

☞Nnenne uju izuanagbara.

AYO’S FRIENDS, DUBEM, GOZIE AND AUSTIN SAT TO DRINK. AYO ORDERED FOR A PLATE OF JOLLOF RICE AND FRIED CHICKEN LAPS ALONG WITH THE DRINK.

DUBEM WAS SHOCKED…

-arghrgh, AY, jollof rice? why jollof rice? won’t you eat at home?

-Dubem, i won’t eat at home. That woman drives me knots. can you imagine, i was angry, so i rejected her food. Do you know this woman had the mind to take the food back to the KITCHEN without atlist petting me to eat? i will call her she won’t pick, i will send her message on whatsapp, she won’t reply. This is the person i give 70k every month o, bought her a car o, Women do not know what they have until they loose it. i have collected the car i bought, the phone i bought and her ATM, let’s see how she survives without me. Nonsense. All she thinks she gives to

me, i can get it outside. Is this not food? if na sex, plenty girls dey na. She is just lucky i go to church. i would have even brought a girl home.

-chai, AY AY Gozie shouted, you are a man, hahahahaha, infact, you are the man.

-Thank you my brother, AYO replied.

DUBEM WAS SURPRISED

-AY, are you for real? and Gozie you are hailing him?

-haaaaaa, see this one AUSTIN REPLIED. He deserves more than hailing o. He is an ACTION MAN.

-Dubem, Ayo called. you see my wife? who born her well to chop pass her boundary. if i say carry hair for 3 months, so it shall be. see, if you give them soft hand, dem go scatter you like AGIDI.

hahahahahaha, they laughed.

-my own, Gozie REPLIED, don dey cry for washing machine. my mama use washing machine? see, wetin ah never buy for my mama, i can’t buy for her o. she can’t be more valued than my mother.

-my wife salary is our salary o, Austin REPLIED, as she dey collect the salary, ah dey collect am. no one forms boss for me for my own house o. if she starts making her own money now, we begin drag who geh house.

i tire o, AYO REPLIED. they should be grateful we made them wives. babes full outside dey go MOUNTAIN, dey fast 40days dry for husband.

hahahahahaha, AUSTIN laughed. i tell you my brother. prayer request, night vigil, hahahahaha, these women we made wives should be grateful and stop demanding for too much.

DUMEM KEPT QUIET ALL THE WHILE.HIS PHONE RANG. IT WAS HIS

WIFE. HE SMILED….

-hey sunshine, my most beauriful, how you darling? good, oh well, i’m hanging out with friends. OOooops that’s true oooo. baby i’m so sorry. i’m on my way (he dropped the call) Guys, i’m in deep shit ooo, Gat to go abeg.

-hope there is no problem AUSTIN asked, who was that on the phone?

-MY WIFE o. my gas is FINISHED. do you know i totally forgot i’m supposed to feel the gas for her. she is stranded as we speak. She hasn’t cooked and i’m so hungry.

AYO, GOZIE AND AUSTIN LOOKED AT DUBEM LIKE HE JUST PIED ON HIS BODY AND BURST INTO LAUGHTER.

-what? BIG D, you? o boy, you dey fall my hand Gozie replied. NWAnne nawa to you o.

-imagine, Ayo replied, so na because of gas? errand boy. your wife cannot not go and fil thel gas? but she can eat food cooked on the gas?

-(Dubem got angry) AY, you don’t talk about “MY WIFE” like that, you hear me.

don’t cross your boundaries with me. PLEASE.

-my friend shut up, AUSTIN fired back. you are GRADUALLY loosing your AUTHORITY as a man. why are you teaching her laziness? is she queen Elizabeth? why can’t she use bike. She is waiting for her driver. DUMEM, please receive sense.

-hahahahaha, i should receive sense right? it’s ok. THE WISDOM THAT SOUNDS LIKE FOOLISHNESS SAVES ALOT. later guys . take care.

HE LEFT.

-chai, hahahahaha, AYO laughed. so why is he answering BIG D.

-hahahahaha, ask him o GOZIE REPLIED

chai nawa o. Austin REPLIED, so as i dey now, i will just be doing errand boy for a woman i bought with my own money? Her mates is using firewoord and chacoal plus stove. Oridinary cylinder,she is calling DUBEM. The mumu even ran home.

My wife won’t try that shit, is she mad? my duty na to provide money. If you like buy, if you don’t like, don’t buy. I hate Nonsense.

-The guy want to claim GOOD HUSBAND, hahahahahahahaha. Gozie replied.

-Abi Good errand boy , AY REPLED

-yes hahahahaha, gbam, that’s the word for him, Nonsense. Abeg let’s enjoy our drink.

MIRIAM HAS FINISHED SELLING HER SNACKS. A PARENT WALKED UP TO HER.

-hello ma

-hello, good afternoon ma.

-good afernoon. Please do you bake cake? my daughter’s birthday will be celebrated here in SCHOOL.

-yes ma. i do.

-ok. i want Cinderella cake. you make small chops too?

-yes ma.

-Alright. i will be needing it too.

-Ma, if you don’t mind i can plan it for you.

-wow, really? ok.i don’t want to spend more than 100k

-ok ma.

-send me your account number and then your phone number as well.

-ok ma , but my account is haing issues which is yet to be rectified.

-ok, will get pay cash tomorrow. The birthday is on the 30th. Today is emmmm, (she glanced through her phone) 12th. Enough time to plan it. Your phone number Please.

THEY EXCHANGED PHONE NUMBERS. THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF MIRIAMS SUCCESS. SHE PREPARED THE CAKE AND EVERY OTHER ARRANGEMENT IN HER SISTER’S HOUSE. AYO NEVER KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON. MIRIAM WAS MAKING COOL MONEY. MIRIAM HASN’T MADE HER HAIR FOR MONTHS. AYO CAME HOME TO SEE HER ON A NEWLY MADE HAIR. HE GOT ANGRY……

TO BE CONTINUED

UNKNOT THE TIE