Mr Irresistible – Episode 13

Episode 13

 

We

 

resort to meet Baba during weekend. Sam.

 

didn’t mention the actual day we will

 

go see him, I asked about Chichi whereabouts

 

he dryly said Abroad, I hope isn’t what

 

am thinking, I hope those white niggas

 

are not planning to bleep my wife. the

 

thought alone could send me to coma

 

so I pushed it to the back of my mind, the

 

Christmas days didn’t go down well with

 

me cause I refused to hang around the

 

fear of death, the fear was so much that

 

I called my dad to stay under his roof

 

he took the opportunity to remind me

 

of my inability to zip up and wouldn’t

 

like me turning his maids to whores or his

 

house to brothel. I removed my mind totally

 

from sex it was a difficult task but I had

 

no choice, when the mind always crave

 

sex it leads to masturbation and frequent

 

sex, when I couldn’t bear the urge anymore

 

I masturbate, sex has nearly turned me

 

into a dog, I resisted the urge not to look at

 

asses and boobs comforting myself that

 

after having Baba protection I will tear

 

off many pants as possible, the day finally

 

present itself, during the drive to the shrine

 

like office, Sam. gist me about a beautiful

 

waitress who is able to resist his advances.

 

I wasn’t interested cause sister Gorilla has

 

been frequently coming to my house to

 

my dismay, I didn’t even understand

 

that girl’s problem, my two house girls

 

have left to celebrate the x mas hols. With

 

their various families, I asked them to go

 

anyway cause I can’t live under a food

 

I love without tasting it.

 

Baba: you are welcome to my shrine *I look around the office that he called shrine, if not of the bones and

 

some old stuffs, ICT supplements rob off shrine attributes, the legal license have taken their business to

 

another level* how may I help you?

 

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Baba: simple, *I grinned* you will just have to pay a price.

 

Me: and what is that?

 

Baba: the day you sleep with any woman you don’t love, that is the end of it *Sam. Chuckled*

 

Sam: sir, the price is simple, lets get on with the rituals *I glared at Sam* There

 

is no way am gonna leave all those goodies.

 

Devil harsh oohh… am doing this for wetin

 

em dey ask for as price.

 

Me: Baba, is there no other option for me to be protected from my enemies.

 

Baba: there is but. .*but again, I exhaled* you won’t be directly protected it will only warn you against

 

impending danger.

 

Me: thank you Baba.

 

Sam: thank you Baba.

 

He did some incantations and hand me an

 

ancient ring, he warned me not to get the

 

ring close to water or it will become powerless

 

I nodded, we left their after I was mandated to drop some notes for gods that will not use it to buy something.

 

it 30th of December.

 

it won’t be a bad idea to bed a beautiful

 

girl, me and Sambisa head to the bar to

 

chill out.

 

The girl Sambisa talked about walk up to us to demand for our ordered, I wasn’t disappointed the waitress in question is very beautiful.

 

no wonder Sambisa is drooling over her.

 

Waitress: good evening, sir. You are welcome to local bar, kindly place your order *with angelic voice*

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Me: you.

 

Sam: wanted to say something but I step on

 

his foot, he groaned but I ignored it. The

 

ancient ring start emanating little light,

 

I ignored it and continue the conversation.

 

Waitress; *smiling* but am not in the order list.

 

Me: is you I want, can I have your time. I will talk to your manager on your behalf.

 

The light got brighter.

 

Waitress: *thinking* fine *she sit close to me*

 

Voice: all of you get down now!

 

There was gun shot, I find myself under the

 

table sweating profusely, I heard footsteps

 

approaching our table but they stop when

 

one of them notify them of police.

 

Voice1: government don land oohh…

 

Voice2: see f**k up!

 

Voice3: we no go fit carry the guy, make we push, Queen go vex for us *they left* I didn’t move until I saw some policemen

 

inside the bar, Sam walk to one of the

 

officer thanking him, I did the same also,

 

I left there without looking for the necessarily

 

evil that would have sent me to the devil

 

net.

 

my question is who is this queen. I

 

bath and jump on my bed,

 

I saw myself

 

in a garden, standing before me is Chichi

 

looking at what I don’t know, I walk upto

 

her and touch her on her shoulder. she

 

turned with teary eyes and her face changed into a beast and she shouted at me wake up.

 

I did instantly to see little light emanating

 

from the ring.

 

Na woow oohh…

 

these guys nodey smile oohh…

 

I for dey sleep if I no go carry this ring….

 

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T.B.C

 

Mr irresistible