Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 57

“Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a

place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me,

betty wanted to dig deep, na wa oooo” .

I simply delete the previous recording and set the

phone on a new one and returned it inside the chair, as

I dropped it, betty arrived with container of water. She

met me sitting alone in the living room as she entered.

ME: welcome

BETTY: thanks dear, where is aunty bimpe?

ME: she went upstairs. What took you so long?

BETTY: don’t mind me jaree, I met an old friend at the

junction, so we began to gist.

ME: hmmmmmmmm

BETTY: you didn’t believe me right?,

ME: I do my dear, just that I wasn’t expecting you to

stay out for so long.

BETTY: **fixed the water into the dispenser and came

closer to me***. I’m so sorry my dear.

ME: its alright. Its 6pm, I would be going any moment

from now, I don’t want to get home at night so that my

cousin won’t be angry at me.

BETTY: huuuh. So till when?

ME: maybe tomorrow morning before I return back to

akure.

BETTY: ok let me see you off ***screamed: mummy

daniella!!!!, onihaxy is leaving****

Bimpe came down stairs and her face looked like

someone who had slept but I knew it was fake, betty

told her that I was leaving, she acted as if she care

and she told me to take care as she returned upstairs

while betty and I walked out of the house. On getting

out of the living room, betty excused herself “onihaxy!,

please just a minute, I wanted to change my slippers”.

Ok dear no problem, “yimu!!, she wanted to take her

recording gadget,”.

Betty came out with phone on her hand within 20

seconds and I smiled

“Oluwa, thanks for making me to scale through his

one”.

BETTY: onihaxy, I’m not comfortable with this your

stay at Ado. I can’t settle there, why not relocate to

lagos?. Or will your family go against it?

ME: ***paused and faced betty***, no ooo, no one will

be against it, just that I haven’t got any job here yet.

BETTY: ok, I will discussed it with my brother and beg

him to fix you somewhere in our daddy’s company.

ME: **held her hands***, thank you so much dear.

BETTY: and if it won’t work out that way, I will need

copies of your CV and submit them to daddy’s friends

here in lekki and ajah. It would make it easier for us to

be seeing regularly instead of this “once in a month of

a thing”.

ME: ok dear, I will forward them to your email. thank

so much dear.

Betty followed me to the junction, we both board a

shuttle bus to lekki phase one gate. I took a “lag bus”

going to oshodi and she returned home there after..

While I was in the bus returning to oshodi I logged on

to whatsapp to gist my nigga.

ME: hi sege,

SEGE: how far?, how the thing dey go?

ME: fine ooooo, you were right the other time sha.

SEGE: how?

ME: betty was monitoring me.

SEGE: heeee!!, you caught her peeping?,

ME: no oo, she placed her phone on vibration, set it on

voice recording and hide it inside the chair.

SEGE: haaa!!, how did you find out?,

ME: after waiting for 15minutes and she hadn’t return, I

dialled her number and I found out.

SEGE: thank God ooo, onihaxy, you just have to be

careful around these two girls. One wanted discovery

and the other wanted a revenge.

ME: you are right.

SEGE: delete any message, image or contact that has

to do with bimpe from your phone. If you want to

communicate with bimpe secretly, do so on another

sim card and make sure you stick to texts than calling.

ME: why?.

SEGE: so as to avoid another voice recording, and if

the texts later leaked. You can easily deny it saying its

not your number.

ME: ok boss.

SEGE: and don’t always stay alone with bimpe. Make

sure a third party is there, don’t they have a maid?.

ME: they used to have, but betty said the maid used to

steal their money, so she was fired.

SEGE: ok, you just have to be careful and be mindful of

your speech and attitude whenever you are with them.

Because if you loose betty, you might not make heaven

I swear.

ME: loooool, why na?.

SEGE: she is the available opportunity for you to step

up and upgrade your career.

ME: yeah, that reminds me, she said She would try to

fix me into her dad’s company or any other firm in

lagos so that we can be closer.

SEGE: you see what I was talking about?. You just have

to be careful so as not to loose this girl ooo..

Me: ok boss,

SEGE: and also onihaxy, try to control yourself, don’t

do anything silly that will ruin everything.

ME: anything silly as how?.

SEGE: by having sex with bimpe ni, because my

instinct tells me that you will still fall on her laps again

and again.

ME: haba na, segun!!!!.

SEGE: don’t segun me, abi no be the onihaxy wey I

sabi?. You know she is now married and her husband’s

sister is also your girl. So don’t even try nursing the

thoughts of bleeping bimpe talkless of doing it real.

Me: hmmmmmmm

SEGE: if you refused to listen to me and anything

happens, I will deny you and I will never be part of it,

Me: yes boss, I hear you.