Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 156
ME: *** scared *** funmi, funmi funmi!!!!, stop stop stop stop!!!!!!
FUNMI: ***acting funny and drunk*** my husband, what is it sef?
ME: *** surprised*** Me?, your husband? Haaaaa
FUNMI: you are the one that always complain that I hadn’t been making the move all this while. Now that I need you badly, give it to me like its hot.
ME: haaaaaaa, I’m doomed. What is happening?, what is going on?
Funmi sat down firmly on my laps and her hips was pressing on my d–k. I tried to resist her and push her away because I was caught unaware and unprepared. Funmi’s weight was so much on me that I couldn’t turn around. She was looking at me and laughing out without any iota of guilt or remorse on her face, she went for my shirt buttons and I was left with a mixed feelings of erection and confusion.
“What is going on?”
” Is this act from funmi intentional?”
” No, I don’t think it is”
” She was drunk”
” Yes, she drank to stupor”
” I remembered, she took five bottles of Guinness”
“She must be under influence of alcohol”
” But can just 5 bottles make someone to behave this way?”
” I don’t think she is conscious of what she is doing”
” Or is this not the same funmi who is my boss?”
” Hope this act won’t get me into trouble?”
” Hope it won’t backfire on me at work?”
” Hope she won’t accuse me of molesting her because she was drunk?”
“Hope this act won’t bring enemity between funmi and I?”
“Or how do I explain this strange and unaware adventure?”
I was still lost in my thoughts when funmi finally loosed the whole of my buttons. She pulled my hands and placed them on her b—–s while she went further to lose my belt. This time, my mind wasn’t doing the thinking anymore as I began to gain further erection and I began to get in the mood. She dropped my belt and pulled down my trousers to the knee level while I was still busy manipulating her b—–s. Funmi bent forward and kissed me as her b—-t was fully pressing my chest. I could feel the taste and smell of alcohol from her mouth as she was doing this.
I stretched my hands towards the back of her a-s. I forced my hand sideways until it reached the end of her night gown. I raised it up and landed my hand on her c——s. I began to manipulate it and she began to moan. I spent much time on the c——s without finger f—–g her. When I noticed that she had cummed, I gently slide my fingers inside of her and began to dig in and out of her with my finger. Funmi was not only moaning but screaming. I was amazed to discover that her hole was that tight despite the fact that she had children. I was still busy manipulating her with my right finger while I dipped my left finger underneath her chest down to my boxers. I loosed the single botton on the penis hole to bring out my erected penis. I pushed it backward and held with the same hand while I located her entrance and then slide in gently. Funmi let out a loud moan and she pressed forward on me. I held her a-s with my two hands and I was raising it up and pulling it down. I was making funmi to rise and fall on me as we were f—–g in “drunk woman ontop” style.
When her weight was getting to much for me to carry, I pushed her away to make her sleep on her back and I lied on her to f–k her in missionary. The entire sex lasted for about 15 minutes before I cummed. About 3 minutes after I stood up from funmi, I turned to her side and discovered that she had started sleeping. I stood up and went to her trolley to pick tissue paper and cleaned myself up. I also cleaned up the stains on the bedsheet and pulled down her gown to make her dress properly. I flushed the tissue in the toilet and I sat back on the bed to ponder on all that happened.
“What just happened?”
“Did I just f—-d funmi?”
“Haaaaa, my boss!!”
” But she started it now?”
” What if she wake up and denied that she never seduce me?”
” What if she wake up and accuse me of rapeing her?”
I felt back on the bed and couldn’t sleep that night. At 4,O’clock on dot, I left her on her bed as she was still sleeping. I picked up her keys and went outside to open her gate, I returned her key to her living room and I drove out of the building. I stopped the car and I came back to close the gate and returned to my car and I drove off. When I got to the entrance gate of the estate, I was stopped by the security guards and I was told that I won’t be able to go out of the estate until 5am. I had to beg them that I received an emergency call to come nd help to carry a labouring pregnnt woman to hospital for delivery. It was then that they allowed me to go out after searching my car thoroughly. I drove home and arrived at my place at few minutes to 7am. I fell back on my bed and I began to imagine all that happened.
