Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 54

excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe

on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I

dialled it the 4th time and it was picked up.

ME: hello bimpe, its me onihaxy. please don’t hang

up on me.

BIMPE: yes?, how can I help you?.

ME: well, I don’t need your help. I think You are the

one who needs mine.

BIMPE: **laughs** funny, me?, need your help?, what

do you mean?

ME: well, I just had a chat with betty just now and

she demanded to know what transpired between us.

BIMPE: **silent for about 5 seconds*** what did you

tell her?.

ME: I haven’t disclosed anything yet, that’s why I

called you to know what you told her so as to

replicate the same in order not contradict.

BIMPE: *cool voice*** I didn’t tell her anything. I only

said your face looked familiar.

ME: that’s exactly what I told her when I first saw

your picture on her phone. Maybe that’s why she

wanted to find out what was behind the familiarity

BIMPE: ok.

ME: so what should I tell her?.

BIMPE: dismiss the chat and tell her we never met

before, Period.

ME: I tried it earlier and it seems not to be working.

She gave a condition that its either I tell her or its

over between us.

BIMPE: then tell her we once lived in the same

street and we had a quarrel.

ME: what if she asked what led to the quarrel?

BIMPE: then think of something to tell her.

ME: ok.

BIMPE: besides, I don’t think its necessary to tell her

anything. Just ignore her and let it be over between

both of you. Period

ME: that can never be possible bimpe.

BIMPE: **voice changed** what do you mean?.

Didn’t I tell you to stay away from my family?. You

are stepping on my nerves onihaxy. I can bet it with

you that you will regret it if you don’t back off.

ME: bimpe calm down. Betty is the girl I want to

marry, infact, she is my last girl standing. So you

have to be involved in it and make our union

possible. Or else, we will both loose out of this

game.

BIMPE: what do you mean?

ME: if I loose betty, then be ready to loose your

marriage.

BIMPE: ***laughed***** what a nice threat Mr man,

and how do you intended pushing me out of my

matrimony sir?.

ME: well, its simple. I have the screen shot of all

your sexual conversations with sodiq back in akure,

the screenshot of all our sexual conversations also, I

have all the blackmail texts and messages you sent

to me demanding for money in exchange of my

credentials and nudes. I have copies of the nudes.

BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with them?.

ME: nothing much. I have your husband’s home

address, his email, his office address, his social

network profile and his phone number. I will simply

attach all this evidence and forward it directly to him

so that he can know the type of girl he married. I will

also send a copy to betty for her to see also. So my

dear, we will both loose. If I loose betty, I will go to

the extreme to make sure that you loose your

marriage.

BIMPE: ****silent*****

ME: hello oooooooo.

BIMPE: ***faint voice****onihaxy, what do you want?

“Chai!!!!, it worked!!!!!”

 

BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do you want?

ME: I want to marry betty, and I don’t want you to

stop me. Infact, I want your 100% support.

BIMPE: alright, I heard you.

ME: and also, I want …………

BIMPE: ***cuts in*** Mr man, that all I can grant,

nothing more ***hanged up***

ME: “”hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of my

certificates na” ***redials number and it was

switched off***.

I dropped the phone and continued with my work until

I got multiple pings from betty. I suspended my

activities and chat with her.

ME: hi love.

BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me waiting

since na.

ME: I’m sorry dear, my boss just left.

BETTY: ok dear. So I’m listening.

ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew bimpe.

BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was your

ex?

ME: Ex kee?, no oooo.

BETTY: so what was the relationship between you

guys?.

ME: we used to live on the same street in

portharcout.

BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her earlier on

the day you saw her on my phone.

ME: because we weren’t in good terms

BETTY: really?, what happened?

ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant. So we

had a fight on a particular day and since then, I hated

her with passion.

BETTY: are you sure there was nothing romantic

attached to it?

ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her.

**yinmu***

BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn’t want to talk

about you. I guess the hatred na long thing.

ME: loooool.

BETTY: and now that you want to date her husband’s

sister, how will you guys be relating?

ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo.

BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart, will you

guys continue like this?.

ME: maybe we would settle our differences because

of you then.

BETTY: that would be better.

ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I want

balance the account for the day.

BETTY: ok dear, TTYL.

I dropped my phone to tidy up my work. I got home

and decided to gist segun on the latest development.

ME: hi sege.

SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?.

ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now abi?.

SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So na

concubine you be for now.

ME: you no well.

SEGE: so how far about that parole?.

ME: loool. I don do am.

SEGE: e work?

ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don’t know

that bimpe can fall for a threat.

SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I’m am oracle. I told

you she has her marriage to protect, so its going to

work. What you just have to do is to be bold always

and don’t let fear appear on your voice and on your

face. She would definitely continue to fall for it.

ME: thank you jaree.

SEGE: you don ask for the certificates?

ME: no ooooo,

SEGE: why na?,

ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call, and

her number hasn’t been reachable since then.

SEGE: don’t worry. If her dog run away from motor

car death for 20years, na cutlass go still kill am.

Me: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys had?.

ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful marriage.

SEGE: that’s my guy, don’t let betty find out the truth

about you and bimpe. Or else, you will be finished.

ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries about

bimpe from me sef.

SEGE: really?, when?, how?

ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her phone

and she screamed just like I did when I saw bimpe’s

picture on her phone?.

SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you come take

resolve am?

ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both agreed

on a story to cook for betty.

SEGE: did it work?

ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once lived on

the same street and we had a fight

SEGE: and she believed you?.

ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the fight

for us sef.

SEGE: that’s my boy. You don dey smart be that.

Now I’m proud to be a good coach.

ME: you no well.