Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 53
SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think
that you want to use betty to get back at her.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: and if betty finds out that you and bimpe knew
each other, she might want to dig up information
about what transpired between both of you. And in
the process, you might loose this new girl as a result
of the revelation.
ME: hmmmmmmm, you too get sense. So what do I
do?
SEGE: its now easy to get back at bimpe. But the
issue is that. Are you ready to sacrifice this new girl?
ME: which girl?
SEGE: betty now
ME how?
SEGE: you can break bimpe’s home by revealing the
dirty secrets to betty which will further transfer to
her brother but the good news is that, she will never
marry you after finding out that you once slept with
her brother’s wife.
ME: hmmmmmm. I’m not ready to loose betty ooo.
Infact, she is my last girl standing. If she just gave
me a “yes”, na to marry straightaway.
SEGE: and bimpe also can not really hit back at you
via betty because she has her own marriage to save
and protect also.
ME: are you sure?
SEGE: trust me, I see things that you can’t see.
ME: so what do we do next?
SEGE: like I said earlier. This is a table tennis battle
between you and bimpe while betty is the egg. It
require a lot of wisdom. Just give me time to figure
out what to do.
ME: that’s my nigga.
Betty travelled back to lagos the following day and
we continued chating and talking on phone until a
week later when I got a call from a number which I
picked.
ME: hello
CALLER: its bimpe
ME: hee!!, bimpe, how are you?
BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your
pictures on betty’s phone and she told me you guys
met and have been talking. I just want to warn you. If
you know what is good for you, just stay away from
this girl completely and stay out of my family.
Otherwise, I will make sure you see hell. ***hanged
up***
“Chaii, which kind wahala be this again na?””
I returned to segun on whatsapp to update him on
what bimpe told me and segun came up with a
master plan.
Over to whatsapp between me and my guy.
SEGE: you don’t mean it!!, you mean bimpe called
you to warn you?.
ME: yes.
SEGE: glory be to God almighty.
ME: why that?
SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for.
ME: waiting for as how?.
SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared.
Therefore, this is the right time to strike back at her.
ME: are you sure?
SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just have to
be confident and bold enough to carry out this task I
want to give you.
ME: you know I’m always bold na.
SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I sabi?. You
fit tremble and forget your name on seeing ordinary
laps of a woman.
ME: you dey craze.
SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together. So as I
was saying. You will pick your phone and call her.
ME: what if it doesn’t go through?.
SEGE: did she use the same number she had been
using to text you?.
ME: No,
SEGE: then trust me. The number will be reachable,
for her to call and issue a warning, then she must be
waiting for a reply.
ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?.
SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose betty,
then she should be ready to loose her marriage.
ME: just like that?.
SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish.
ME: ok sir.
SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of all
her sexcapades with sodiq back then in akure, also
the screen shot of all your conversations including
the threats, the blackmailing, how she had been
demanding money from you, pictures of the nu.des
she sent, and so on.
ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen na. And
I couldn’t access her facebook since the day she left
akure. So I don’t have any of these things. What if
she ask for a proof?.
SEGE: that’s why I said you have to be confident and
bold. Don’t let fear appear in your speech or texts, or
else, na fucck up be that. Say it as if you mean it.
Try and be sharp na onihaxy.
Me: ok, I will try.
SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you have
her husband’s details, his name, phone number,
email, social network accounts and house address.
Tell her that if she needs a proof, you will document
everything and forward it to her husband and also,
copies would be sent to betty so that they can check
it first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she would
come down and even beg you for negotiation.
ME: are you sure?.
SEGE: trust me my guy.
I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over the
phone. It took me 3 days to gather courage and
boldness.
I was at work on a friday and I intended to call bimpe
when I get home in the evening. At 2pm, I got a chat
message from betty.
BETTY: hi dear
ME: hi sweety. How are you today?
BETTY: I’m fine. And you?
ME: I’m good my love.
BETTY: please I want to ask a question.
ME: go ahead.
BETTY: Are you really sure that you don’t know my
brother’s wife?
ME: who is that?
BETTY: Aunty Bimpe
ME: ****scared*** Not really.
BETTY: then how?,
ME: why did you ask?.
BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I was
having a gist with her about my visitation to Ado and
I showed her your picture telling her that I met you. I
noticed she screamed exactly the same way you did
when you saw her picture on my phone.
ME: really??
BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly when
she asked of your name and I told her that you are
onihaxy. I noticed she felt somehow.
ME: hmmmmm.
BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth. Did you
really know her?.
ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she knows me.
BETTY: she isn’t willing to answer any question.
That’s why I’m asking you. If you truly love me as
you claimed. Then don’t put me in the dark. Can you
please tell me what is going on between you guys. Or
else, forget about me.
ME: haa, betty, why na.
BETTY: yes. I can’t just build my hope and future on
a guy who is secretive. Its either you tell me all I
need to know or this union between us is over!!,
ME: ****scared***** ok dear, can you please give me
few moments. My boss is around. He must not catch
me handling phone during work hours. I will get back
to you when he is gone.
BETTY: ok be fast. I’m waiting.
“Chaiii, na which kind wahala be this sef………..”
