Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 5

her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I

couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the phone, but bimpe was

responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone and she dropped the

call. Before I could say anything, bimbe said “that is my room mate

at school. She is asking me the time I will get to PHC”.

I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my house for like

10minutes thinking all sort of things

“Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right about having a

cousin?. After all, she will give me sex as a surprise before

leaving so I will actually taste her?. But should I tell her about

what I saw on facebook?,but what if she asked me how I get to

know her account details?, but if I don’t give her the money, how

will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till tomorrow so as to

enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is having a 4 unit test

tomorrow. And bimpe is beautiful ooooo, I think I like her

naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu for

her”************. The thoughts were just coming in and

overlapping, I don’t know what to opt for. At a point, I just made

up my mind to give her 5,000naira to manage. After all, I can’t

pay more than 5k if I invite a girl for home service. So let me just

zero my mind that I am paying only for the surprised sex and I

will assume that I lost the 10k I gave her earlier.

I stopped thinking and stopped a bike.

Bike man, take me to alagbaka. He said “bros na 150naira

oooo”. No problem, I replied. He rode pass through fiwasaye girls college and finally dropped me in front of first bank opposite

captain cook at alagbaka junction.

On getting to first bank ATM, the crowd was so much, so I

decided to go to GTB atm adjacent first bank. The queue isn’t

that much. I am the 12th person on the queue. I was so anxious

to withdraw the money and go back home to meet my surprise

package; in fact, I insult anyone who stayed longer on the

machine.

When there about 6 people in front of me , something just struck

me that I should go to facebook and check her recent chats. This

time, I got the greatest shock of my life on what I

saw

 

as I opened her message. She started a chat with

swordman 5minutes ago

SWORDMAN: baby, hi

BIMPE: sweetie, I’m fine. I so much enjoyed the way you make

love to me. It was the best I have ever had in my life.

Chaiii. I developed headache instantly. I scrolled up to read again

in case I didn’t get it very well, I continued reading

SWORD:. Same thing here, I so much miss your orals. Infact, if not

for the test you said you want to write tomorrow, I won’t have let

you go today.

BIMPE: baby don’t worry, I will be back after the semester break.

I can’t wait to feel you again

SWORD: that’s my baby. How far with the place you said you are

going for your Tfare, I mean your daddy’s friend you talked

about?.

BIMPE: I’m there already, but he went out to bank to withdraw

money for me.

SWORD: why not come here for a quickee plssssss

BIMPE: time has gone and he will be back soon

SWORD: baby pls it won’t be long, I promise it won’t exceed

10mins

BIMPE:. Are u sure?

SWORD: I promise

BIMPE: ok dear, set the stage, don’t let me meet you with cloths

on and make sure it’s a hot ride. I will be there in a jiffy.

SWORD: ok dear, I will be waiting.

Chaiiii. I shouted and it attracted the attention of people on the

queue. They asked me what’s wrong but I couldn’t say anything.

I stepped out of the bank. And was wondering if I am not

dreaming . Just as I was thinking of what next to do. My phone

rang and it’s a message from bimpe which says “baby, pls I left

my school ID card at my cousin’s place, I am on way to get it. I

will be back in 20mins time pls”.

I don’t know when I started crying. I was crying like a baby on

the express. I said to myself. “This time, Onihaxy, u must teach

this bastard a lesson she will never forget in her life

just as i was standing infront of the bank and crying like

someone who lost his dick, my phone rang. I looked at the screen

and it was a friend named segun. I do call him “sege the guru”

because is into blogging and ICT.

SEGE: ogbeni how far? U number no dey waka since yesterday

Me: sege how far

SEGE: I dey o. Wetin do your voice, u no dey sound normal my guy

ME: I have been duped by a woman i love so much.

SEGE: say wetin, abeg pick a bike dey come oba-ile right now.

I stoppd a bike going to oba-ile where segun lives . After 8mins. I

was at segun’s room entrance

me: ko ko ko

sege: who be that, come in.

I entered, sat down, then without wasting time, i summarized the

whole episode to sege in 3minutes.

SEGE: “were ni e o” omo porta ti lo agbari fun e. Ode ni e

ME: no be my fault, this babe fine die and get assets for front and

back. I just so much love her

SEGE: Ogbeni, you are the “baddest maga ever liveth”

me: thank u. Wetin i go come do now segun

SEGE: no worry, we go arrange collect part or the whole of that

10k from her, u go still straff her free for the next 2days and u go

discharge her without giving a kobo

Me: is that possible, how i go do am now?

Just immediately, a message came in from adebimpe which says

“baby, i’m on my way back”. I showed it to sege. He laughed and

said to me. “ogbeni, if u fall again this time, then u don break

world maga record”.

He opened a bulk sms application on his phone, draft a Access

bank debit alert of 25k and send it to my line.

Me: what should i do with it

SEGE: Show it to her wen u reach house, tell her say ATM debit

the whole 25k wey u wan give her and the money no come out of

the machine, so u dey go the bank tomorrow to complain. But if

she no fit wait, tell her say u get person wey u fit collect the

money from and then call me make i show. We go dey write d

script on whatsapp as u dey go. But make sure u clear the

whatsapp chats after ooo

I dashed out of segun’s house. I went home straight, on getting

home, i met adebimpe sitting on the bed restless. As i entered,

she hugged me and gave me a kiss.

BIMPE: baby, u look unhappy, what happened?

Me: ** i brought out my phone and showed her the alert and then

act the drama as directed by segun”***

bimpe wore a sad face

BIMPE: What do we do now? This is 11:08am and i must get to

PHC today.

ME: ok relax, let me call a friend to borrow me 20k to give you, i

will sort him when u are gone.

I picked up my phone and called segun to come.

Bimpe hugged and kissed me again and said “u are a darling”. I

asked of the surprise she promised earlier, she said i should wait

till my friend leaves so that no one will disturb. I replied “ok”.

Segun arrived at about 10mins later.

ME: sege my guy. Pls i need your help, my babe wan return to

school today and ATM fucked up. Abeg borrow me 20k till

tomorrow.

SEGUN: lai lai. The 8k wey u borrow last time, u neva return am

and u wan collect another one?. I go give u the 20k only after u

refund the previous 8k.

ME: Se na because of 8k u come dey disgrace me infront of my

babe?. Abeg i go give u the two together.

SEGUN: lai lai, find means and give me the 8k first.

Then i turned to bimpe.

Me: bimpe, pls do u have 8k with you, let me give this guy so

that he can give me the 20k

BIMPE: i dont have that amount, the only money on me is 5,500

and it’s a money that my friend gave me to buy weavon for her

from akure.

ME: Don’t worry, give me 5k out of it, since i’m giving you 20k in

return, u can then sort your friend.

She gave me the 5k and i gave it to segun.

ME: Now wey i don give u 5k out of 8k, can u now help me?

SEGUN: Se u know say u be akure?. If not because of your pretty

girlfriend, i no go help u. Let me go home and bring the money, i

will be back in 10mins time.

Immediately after segun’s departure, she gave me the surprise.

We had a hot romance which leads to one round of sweet sex.

3mins after the sex, segun called, i picked and put on loud

speaker.

Me: sege how far?, where is the money now?

SEGUN: wahala don shele oo. As i dey come ur place the other

time, i forget to lock my door, before i reach home, dem don carry

my lappy and took all the 30k wey dey house.

ME: Eyah. So sorry oo. Abeg se u fit return that 5k, i go find

means add to it give my babe?

SEGUN: U dey mad ni. **segun hanged up the call.

*************flashback*********

Immediately after segun’s departure, bimpe looked into my eyes

while she sat on the bed.

“Onihaxy, I love you. You are cool, cute, gentle and caring, where

have you been all this while when I was looking for a good guy?”.

She then moved close and kissed me and we

started kissing passionately. I took hold of her bosoms and

ooohh

, they were really soft and she stiffled a

moan as I touched her Tips. She said

“I’m afraid that you will dump me after having sex with me

because that is how you guys always do.”, I replied, “baby u

know I so much love you. If not, I won’t be running everywhere to

get money for you…,she smiled and resumed the kissing. I

ripped off

her top and descended voraciously on

her swollen Tips. I furthered downward to unzip her jeans

trouser. I was shocked at what I saw ,bimpe was pantless…